"I Just Broke Into A House And The Owner Came Home," Intruder Tells 911 Operator

After breaking into an Oregon residence last night, Timothy Chapek, 24, barricaded himself in a bathroom after the owner unexpectedly arrived home. Chapek, you see, was worried that Hilary Mackenzie might be armed (or that her barking German Shepherds could prove problematic).

So he called 911 seeking help. “I just broke into a house and the owner came home,” Chapek told a police operator. “You broke into a house?” the surprised operator responded. “I think she’s got guns,” Chapek added.

Simultaneously, Mackenzie called police to report that there was an intruder in her Portland home (she told an operator that Chapek had reported he was taking a shower). The pair’s dueling 911 calls can be listened to here:

Chapek's 911 call:

Mackenzie's 911 call:

According to a Portland Police Bureau report, Chapek told cops he was “taking a shower, nothing more.” Mackenzie reported that none of her belongings were out of place and that Chapek had “earlier made some utterance…that ‘Mexicans’ had kidnapped him and put him in the bathroom.”

Chapek, pictured in the above mug shot, was arrested and charged with criminal trespass.

Comments (24)

My German Shepherds have a dog door from the yard - poor fool wouldn't have gotten the chance to wash off the blood.
Meth, It's one hell of a drug.
Here is a successful use of a firearm or the belief that the victim had a gun. Guns stop crime! In the event a burglar fails to submit and uses force, dead burglars don't repeat burglaries. He'll be prison p-u-s-s-y soon and will be getting 8-10, if not in sentence years, something else.
My bet is he's more scared to take a shower in jail....
That's your proof right there that he's lying... A Mexican wouldn't know what a shower was.
Liberal Portland, Oregon, huh? Then, I doubt the homeowner had guns and the guy may have only broken in to shower. People in that city are just too mellowed out to commit any violence. But, they don't mind taking what they want that doesn't belong to them, including showers and money from taxpayers.
Okay, I guess I believe him now. I too have been the victim of the treacherous "mexican Shower' Gang! They are ruthless. They have forced me to shower and shave a few times and Once they made me brush and floss and then rinse and repeat! They are very fastidious.. ! I just hate it when they do that!
Hey, I think that guy is Charlie Sheen.
The 911 operator should have told the loser "yes, she just confirmed on the other line that she has a shotgun in her hand. Would you please open the door and confirm it? I'll hold."
Priceless. The poor, ignorant boob needs to be in jail. He's too darn dumb to be running around loose.