Things Not To Say (Or Admit) To A Law Enforcement Agent (#7)

Meet Linda Szczepanski.

The 64-year-old Floridian was arrested last week for drunk driving after a sheriff’s deputy spotted her “driving west in the east bound lane coming at him head on.”

Upon failing a subsequent field sobriety test, Szczepanski was placed under arrest. That’s when she “became emotional” and, according to a police report, offered suggestions on police priorities.

Szczepanski, a cop noted, “started telling me that I should not be messing with little old ladies and senior citizens.” Instead, she suggested that deputies “start arresting some pedophiles and to get rid of the Mexicans.”

A subsequent Breathalyzer test revealed Szczepanski’s blood alcohol level to be more than twice the legal limit. So maybe it was just the Pinot speaking about the perverts and illegals.

Comments (8)

More to the story, bet she rejected the cops advances and he made this up.
Indeed. Who could resist a face like that.
Didn'tdo, it's per-capita, percentages that explains this away.
Why does it always have to be a Mexican. More white people get, in trouble for sex crimes than Mexicans. Messed up in the head perverts preachers, and all through the Catholic church. Don't get me started. Let's not forget our porn watching coaches and teachers.
Why are you writing, like William Shatner talks? Why do you insist, on reminding yourself about what your coaches and teachers watch?
She remembers "the Alamo"
Funny how Mexican's were above rapists, murderers, arsonists, thiefs and terrorists. Fox really did a number on this one.
Alas said she, please let me be, and pursue the creeps and brown!!! I will yet go drink not one whiff more, if ye pardon and thou whilst depart…