Memo To Drug Traffickers: Try To Avoid Posing For Photos With Money Spilling From Your Jeans

Meet Lonnie Morris.

The 28-year-old Ohio man and his girlfriend were arrested Saturday on felony marijuana trafficking charges after cops discovered a half-pound of pot in the duo’s Lincoln Town Car following a traffic stop.

Along with the pot, Norton Police Department officers recovered a scale, a ledger, and a snapshot of Morris with a substantial layer of currency emerging from the waistband of his jeans.

It is unclear when the photo was taken (or how much money was in the pants of Morris, whose bond was set Monday at $25,000). However, Morris’s cash stash does not compare to the haul exhibited (albeit briefly) by our favorite pair of knucklehead bank robbers.

Comments (2)

Ugh. I'm going to start wearing gloves whenever I'm handling money.
I think hes trying to pull the baggy from his trunk.