Yes, Sanitizing Farrah Pierce's Jail Cell Is An Excellent Idea

Meet Farrah Pierce. The 20-year-old Rhode Island woman was in an upscale shopping mall in Natick, Massachusetts Saturday night when a friend of hers got pinched for shoplifting.

Pierce, who told cops she was staying at a local Marriott, was stranded since her pal’s car had been impounded by cops. According to a Natick Police Department report, officers asked Pierce to get someone to pick her up “due to her intoxication.” After making several phone calls, a man showed up at the mall, but cops were suspicious about his relationship to Pierce, who is pictured here in a photo from her Facebook page.

“It was apparent that Pierce was most likely an escort, and that the male party was most likely a ‘john’ and not a suitable or safe person to release her to in this state of intoxication,” reported cops. So officers decided to transport Pierce to the stationhouse until she could find a “sober responsible adult to come pick her up.” That’s when the fun began.

In the police cruiser, Pierce reportedly made a series of inappropriate remarks, including, “I like cock, you guys are cute.” After arriving at the station, Pierce “started making vulgar remarks, yelling, swearing, and attempting to expose her breasts.”

After being placed into a cell, Pierce “lost all self control, and was kicking and pounding on the door, screaming and swearing.” Then she climbed onto the cell’s bench, “pulled her underpants down, pulled her skirt up and urinated all over the cell bench.” She then flooded the cell and “smeared wet toiler paper on the windows and the walls.”

Pierce was charged with disorderly conduct and wanton injury to property, since the cell “will require professional outside cleaners to come in at a substantial expense to sanitize the bench and floor.” Click here to see her mug shot.

[UPDATE: In a message sent to her Facebook page, TSG asked Pierce about the police claim that she worked as an escort. She replied, “no its not true.” In a follow-up note, she added, “COPS ASS-UME.”]