Really, Where Else Can A Woman Be Expected To Hide 47 Heroin-Filled Balloons?

Meet Tiffany Giummo.

Ohio cops yesterday recovered a whopping 47 heroin-filled balloons that had been hidden inside the 20-year-old woman’s “body cavity.” Acting on a tip that Giummo was traveling to Columbus to purchase heroin, a Delaware County Sheriff’s Office deputy pulled over a car in which she was a passenger.

During questioning, Giummo admitted that she “did in fact have heroin inside her body and would retrieve it for the Deputy,” according to investigators. The hidden stash resulted in Giummo, pictured in the above mug shot, being jailed on a felony drug possession charge.