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November 30, 2010

Man Arrested For Pleasuring Self During New "Harry Potter" Movie

What kind of a guy exposes himself and touches his genitals during a screening of the new Harry Potter movie?

Meet Alexander Ofner.

The South Carolina man, 39, was arrested yesterday afternoon at Sea Turtle Cinemas after Bluffton Police Department officers responded to a 911 call about Ofner’s alleged indecent exposure. Using the projection booth as an observation post (as “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” unspooled nearby), cops spotted Ofner in the act, according to police.

Ofner, seated in the theater’s back row, was then arrested for his alleged X-rated behavior during the PG-13 movie. He was booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center, where he posed for the above mug shot.

TAGS

public indecency, Harry Potter, masturbation

Comments (7)

Submitted by Mo Ma' on Wed, 2010-12-01 18:15.
Someone should have told him that the film was "Harry Potter" and Not hairy ***per.
Submitted by mpohio on Tue, 2010-11-30 16:33.
I think he was a victim of circumstance. He was just innocently trying to wipe the excess butter from his popcorn on his pants ;) I mean look at that innocent face.
Submitted by gonzo67 on Tue, 2010-11-30 15:49.
It wasn't his fault! "The wand chooses the wizard... it's not always clear why!"
Submitted by Bogwart on Tue, 2010-11-30 15:36.
Accio Wanka!
Submitted by Rpr444 on Tue, 2010-11-30 12:58.
He was playing with his Muggle!
Submitted by the_melv on Tue, 2010-11-30 13:21.
He thought the title was "...Deathly Swallows."
Submitted by Fractlfenx on Wed, 2010-12-01 23:48.
Well i'm not sitting in the back row anymore!
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