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February 16, 2011

Noisy Sex Triggers Brawl Between Brothers Who Still Live With Their Mom

Meet the Crawford brothers.

Shane, 33, and Christian, 31, live together at their 63-year-old mother’s residence in Bradenton, Florida. The Crawford household, it seems, is a tense one.

Witness the events of last night, when Shane was in his room having sex with his girlfriend. This encounter, according to a sheriff’s report, resulted in an argument between the Crawfords because Christian believed his older brother and the woman were “making an excessive amount of noise.”

The pair’s verbal disagreement quickly turned physical, with Christian “forcefully” throwing an ashtray at his brother’s head. The on-target toss caused a one-inch laceration on Shane’s right cheek. Shane allegedly retaliated by punching his brother five times in the head.

The Crawfords were each arrested for domestic battery and booked into the Manatee County jail. The siblings (Shane is on the left) are pictured in the above mug shots.

TAGS

sibling rivalry, Florida, Bradenton, domestic abuse

Comments (38)

Submitted by Dookie on Thu, 2011-02-17 10:02.
1). Mom needs to charge for hourly room rental. 2). Is there running water? 3). Have they heard of Gilette? 4). DO THEY HAVE A SISTER, OR TWO...GOTTA GET SOME OF THAT TASTINESS!!!!!!!!!!! BooooYaaa!!!!!! See, life can always be worse.
Submitted by yvonne on Thu, 2011-02-17 07:51.
I think what we're missing here is that he got a woman to agree to have sex with him despite the fact that a) he is a loser b) he's ugly c) he lives with his Mother while being in his 30's. Guess what guys? There's hope now that anyone can get it no matter what!
Submitted by I.M. Jussayin on Thu, 2011-02-17 23:33.
Hope... it's what powers TSG. That's what keeps me coming back. These folks make me feel like a winner no matter how my day has gone.
Submitted by katsandcards on Thu, 2011-02-17 04:25.
Beavis and Butthead are still with us!
Submitted by Cole Barrett on Wed, 2011-02-16 23:00.
Brotherly love as its finest...ha
Submitted by riverstyx on Wed, 2011-02-16 19:30.
I'm hoping that the part not intentionally left out was the fact that both of them were doing her - Trailer parks are a small place, everyone knows everyone. And the guy on the left totally looks like a Baldwin.
Submitted by labazro on Wed, 2011-02-16 18:49.
Nuck, nuck, nuck, wise guy eh?
Submitted by MPA on Wed, 2011-02-16 17:43.
Banging a girl and having her moan like mad in your mom's house is so *** classy!
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