Buster Archive

A 53-year-old man who was spotted watching “cartoon pornography” on a laptop while inside a McDonald’s “PlayPlace” is facing a pair of criminal charges, according to Mississippi police.

Ronnie Hobbs was busted Friday night after a Natchez cop standing outside the McDonald’s playground looked through the window and saw Hobbs “watching cartoon pornography pictures inside a public place the images of which could be viewed from the parking lot and drive thru by other customers.”

Hobbs, pictured in the above mug shot, was at McDonald’s with two minor children, according to a Natchez Police Department report. Hobbs’s relationship with the children is not further described by police.

When confronted by Officer Stanley Starks, Hobbs “started logging his Acer Computer off. The suspect admitted he was addicted to pornography for several months.” Hobbs was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and publicly displaying sexually oriented material, both misdemeanors. He bonded out from custody after posting about $1400.

Here are the booking photos (click to enlarge) of the eight members of an Amish sect who were ordered jailed by a Kentucky judge after they refused to pay fines for failing to affix orange safety triangles to their horse-drawn buggies.

The men, who were booked Monday night into the Graves County jail, refused to pay the fines on grounds that their religion bars them from wearing or displaying bright colors. Jailed for misdemeanor contempt of court, the inmates were provided dark-colored jumpsuits in place of the standard issue orange coveralls.

The defendants were hit with a range of time in the county lockup (between three and 10 days) by District Court Judge Deborah Hawkins Crook.

While members of the Swartzentruber Amish sect will affix reflective tape to the rear of their buggies, they eschew use of the bright safety triangle, which they consider too modern.

While driving yesterday with his wife and young daughter to a 9/11 ceremony in the Florida Keys, a Highway Patrol officer spotted a pantsless man exposing himself through the sunroof of a Mercedes-Benz, according to a police report.

After the off-duty cop called in the sighting, Monroe County Sheriff’s Office deputies pulled over the vehicle and quizzed its three occupants. The driver and a backseat passenger both admitted seeing Julio Mompeller, who was seated in the front seat, “standing up through the sunroof with his pants down and his genitals and buttocks exposed as they traveled southbound on US1.”

The 31-year-old Mompeller, an unemployed Cuban native who lives in Miami, was arrested on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge. It is unclear why Mompeller allegedly exposed himself to motorists at 8:30 on a Sunday morning.

Mompeller, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked yesterday into the Monroe County lockup. He was released earlier today after posting $500 bond.

Doesn’t Google supposedly use some high-tech program that supposedly pixelates the faces of unsuspecting individuals caught by its invasive Street View cameras?

Well, as seen in the above photo (click to enlarge), one Miami woman did not receive that courtesy. She was caught sans clothes by the Google camera as she stood on the doorstep of her home, with a water jug in her hand. It is unknown why she was naked.

In a second image, the woman appears to notice the Google Street View car as it continues driving down her block.

At press time, the woman’s photo remains on Google, though the search giant will soon likely remove (or fog) the explicit image.

9/10 UPDATE: As expected/predicted, Google has altered the Street View photos so that the naked woman is now behind a pixelation shroud.

Former prison guard-turned-gangster rapper Rick Ross will be likely be pleased to see lyrics of his turning up in a police arrest report.

Iowa cops Monday night arrested Lindsey Sinn, 29, on a public intoxication charge after they were summoned to Iowa City’s Blue Moose Tap House due to “a female passed out on the bar stools.” Sinn, who refused to speak with police, initially agreed to leave with paramedics, but then “sat down at the bar and asked for another drink.”

Since she smelled of booze, had slurred speech, and was uncooperative (which, we thought, were the reasons to go out drinking), Sinn was arrested, placed into a police cruiser, and transported to jail.

Upon arrival at the Johnson County lockup, Sinn “began singing ‘Everyday I’m hustlin’, hustlin’, hustlin’,” to herself. That is the chorus from “Hustlin’,” Ross’s account of his purported days as a drug trafficker, pimp, and overall crime boss.

Here’s hoping that Sinn gets a mention in one of those Maybach Music Group videos that Ross seems to churn out daily for Worldstar visitors.