While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
The Fab Four had modest demands when they toured the U.S. in 1965. Just four cots, an ice cooler, clean towels, and a portable TV set. And “a platform for Ringo Starr and his drums.”
Man shoved the purloined pet into his shorts, Florida police say
Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Cops are looking for the suspect who fled a Petland after stashing a $650 weasel in his shorts.