BACKSTAGE RIDER: Divas

Lisa Marie Presley

Sushi? Vegan "hot dogs"? Organic? Elvis must be turning over in his, er, hotel room. On the other hand--given her aversion to scents--artificial flowers sound like a fine idea for Lisa Marie's dressing room. Amongst the plastic blossoms, The King would no doubt feel right at home. (4 pages)

Lisa Marie Presley

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Big Ass Kielbasas

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October 16, 2017
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7-Eleven Patron Busted In Nacho Cheese Attack
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