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Jimmy Buffett

Parrot Heads be warned, sneak a peek at Jimmy Buffett's warm-up and the good times will be ruined for all.

That's because the Mayor of Margaritaville won't perform "if the doors are opened during the Artist's sound check." Buffett, however, will still bank his full fee.

So if it's pre-show face time you want, try the dinner line. Jimmy won't be hard to find, since it's not the lighting guys, stagehands, or even the Coral Reefer Band eating first. Nope, when it comes to chow time, "JIMMY SHOULD BE (AND OFTEN WILL BE) THE FIRST PERSON IN LINE..." (13 pages)

Jimmy Buffett

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Submitted by Relyt on Thu, 2010-12-23 05:47.
Many who have worked with Buffett will agree=Total Jerk!
Submitted by TSGProdRegUser1 on Tue, 2010-08-03 09:34.
mellow yellow. mellow yelllow

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