While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
The Fab Four had modest demands when they toured the U.S. in 1965. Just four cots, an ice cooler, clean towels, and a portable TV set. And “a platform for Ringo Starr and his drums.”
Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Louisiana business
Do not get caught sans pants and pleasuring yourself inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a Lowe's home improvement store.