I don't where to start with this so I am going to leave "it" alone.

I don't know what to say. It is almost to hard to stop laughing to think of something.

Can't grow eyebrows or a mustache? Eye liner pencil to the rescue! And by the way, growing a mullet when you are losing most of your hair is REALLY BAD trailer park etiquette, man.

I see Randy Quaid is getting in shape for a new off Broadway tranny role.

I've written a letter to daddy...his ADDRESS is heaven above...I've written dear daddy we miss you... and wish you were with us to looooovvveeee...instead of a stamp I put kisses *smooch* the postman said that's best to do....I've written a letter to daddy SAYING I LOVE YOUUUUUUU.

What chu lookin` at?