he looks like someone ran over is face and were looking down on it

This guy has the expression that almost everyone should have when getting their mugshot taken. Especially if they know that their crime(s) will mean a few months or more of jail or worse, a couple years or more of prison time, and they "had" a job, that they will soon be losing as a result. Hard enough to find a half-way decent paying job in the US nowadays, even w/o having a criminal record.

somebody forgot to lube up the rectal probe

I hate it when they put my balls in a vice

Unlawful constipation!

Mom: "I told you if you keep doing that your face is going to get stuck."

It's the "Young Frankenstein" monster!