MUG SHOTS: Unusual Suspects

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I thought we killed OBL??
For the last time, Officer, I'm a Sikh, not a Sheikh! Let me make this simple: turban, not towel, ok?
Good afternoon kind sir and may peace be upon you. Are you hiring?
Thank you..come again..
"Honestly Officer, I swear to Allah that I killed him only because he was weezing the juice"
I seem to have misplaced my ass...........
"My carpet fit right through those bars, I tell you, right though them."
He gives a whole new meaning to the name "Rag Head"
Please officer - have you seen my taxi or not?
Haha! He looks like he's got a red bra covering his headboobs.
NO.... and how many times do I have to say this.... Your FIRST wish CANNOT be for "a hundred more wishes". You only get THREE. ...Or...
What do you mean my arranged bride was only 11? He father said she was 13? Why do you think I traded 8 goats for her? ...Or...
He come in store... He take 3 donuts... he only pay for 2... I shoot him... What is crime? OR...
HELLO, Time Warner Customer Services ....This is "Scott" ...How may I be of Helping you this day?
HAHAHAHA....good one, M1971!
Whatever he was accused of, I say guilty.
...as charged
TOWEL HEAD
Silence! I keel you!
I will offer you two goats and Denise's hand in marrige for my freedom....