I kill you. With my eyes.

He was arrested for "Leering", and for making everyone else at the potluck feel uncomfortable.

I call it "Blue Steel"

"Hello, my name is Serg and how can i help you today?''

This is his "seduction" face. Shortly followed by the "mace" face, the "screaming and clawing at his eyes" face and the "beaten with a police truncheon and tossed into the back of a cop car" face.

I don't think you can prove I at his brain, can you?

He got the last laugh 'cause after this shot, all the cops thought they were chickens, and he just walked right out the front door amid the clucking and flapping of wings.

BALKI! Hey cousin!

This picture doubles as his EHarmony profile shot