MUG SHOTS: Unusual Suspects

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And who do I have to s#$k off to get out of the h#@llhole?
DAMN! They nabbed Edward Scissor-hands?!
He never called me back the next day...
First, they tied me down. They they dyed my hair. Then they put on this Lady Gaga make up. Then somebody, I dunno who, put a small hoop earring on my lip, MY LIP!!! Then, somebody superglued rhinestones next to my left eye and then somebody else slashed my left cheek not once but twice. And then somebody else tried to dress me but couldn't decide if I looked better in a black teddy or a green teddy so I'm wearing both. I am SO innocent. I swear. I was just minding my own business........