he looks like a fat adam lambert

I can see this guys first day in jail with his new cellmate: "Man I'm glad to see you.My other cellmate was just released today...his...I mean... her name was Brenda.Dude,you totally look like a Brenda too.What you say?" POW !!! "Damn,that's gona leave a mark...sorry bout your eye Brenda."

AND WHEN HE GETS IN HIS CELL HE'LL HAVE THE NEW NAME OF JUSTIN TIME

Justin "Beluschi" Beiber