Frederick Von Douchenberg, your hairstylist is here!

LOL ...I can see this guy on his first day in jail "Yo Blondie,whats your name?" "Frank ? Naw ... Blondie that aint gon work for me ... from now till you get released your names gona be Brenda. What you say?" POW!! " Sorry bout your eye sweetee.Don't know why you made me do that.Now,whats your name? Thats right baby Brenda,you gon be just fine."

So, like, my little sister is taking this hairdressing course, and she, like, asked me to be her model so I was like "okay, sis; do your thing" and she, like, did this weird blonde bangy thing and I was like okay, that's cool; I think I could be America's Next Top Male Model, ya' know with those dreamy bedroom eyes and teenage angst and all.

BET ABOUT AN HOUR LATER HE DIDN'T THINK THAT HAIR WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.......

uh dude, wheres my car? Impounded? like, oh. ok.