MUG SHOTS: Funny Faces

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Submitted by TheMerryPup on Sat, 2011-06-04 20:01.
"I dreamed I was convicted in my maidenform bra!"
Submitted by north2272 on Sun, 2011-05-15 00:53.
...reaction upon winning the lead role in the Fulsom County off-off-off-off Broadway version of 'Cleveland Steamer'
Submitted by havasu99 on Fri, 2011-05-06 14:02.
Officer - I really am Jerry Van ***, I was famous once for 5 minutes.
Submitted by kane's the name on Mon, 2011-05-02 19:38.
i got three little boys in the cellar, I'm having 3rd's for tonight.
Submitted by heartlessbastard on Mon, 2011-04-25 20:22.
He looks like Charleton Heston from the original "Planet of the Apes." “Take your hands off me you damn dirty ape.”
Submitted by zandy62 on Fri, 2011-04-22 00:36.
I POOPED!!!
Submitted by PacketMan811 on Wed, 2011-04-20 20:42.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's a good one officer. Tell me another one......
Submitted by MikeNC on Tue, 2011-04-19 13:17.
Let's all sing .. "Don't worry be happy". Honest officer I have no idea how that 500 pounds of pot got into my trailer house.
Submitted by Lefty on Sun, 2011-04-17 00:00.
"Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better!"
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