Among the hundreds of pages of court and police records we've amassed on former baseball star Albert Belle, this police complaint is our favorite. Filed after Belle got into an altercation with some youths, the report raises two disturbing questions: 1) How can such a tough guy live on "Katey Rose Lane?" and 2) What kind of self-respecting "assault" involves eggs, pop cans, and a car? (2 pages)
