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URPL8SUX: Licensed To Offend

Letters of complaint about crude, off-color New York State tags

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URPL8SUX: Licensed To Offend

SEPTEMBER 3--On the heels of TSG's publication of letters of complaint about New York State toll takers, we proudly present a second collection of Empire State beefs, these ones dealing with supposedly offensive license plates. Seems that New Yorkers are determined to slip decidedly distinctive tags past the personalized plate censors at the Department of Motor Vehicles (which provided the below letters to us following a Freedom of Information request). And there also seems to be scores of snitches ready to drop a dime to the DMV when they spot such tags. As we've seen in other states, the offending plates often include anatomical references, crude abbreviations, foreign language vulgarities, and messages that only become clear when seen through a rear-view mirror. While impressed by BIGPNS, 3M WOJ8, and EFF EWE 2, our favorite issued plate to cause public consternation is POTVINSUX. As hockey fans know, that's the classic, use-it-anywhere chant developed by New York Rangers fans and directed at the hated Dennis Potvin, a star defenseman with the rival New York Islanders. Oh, and 2HOT2DOU was a nice touch. (17 pages)