Survivor Colby's Texas Booze Bust

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Survivor Colby's Texas Booze Bust

Until TSG came across this Texas police report--first unearthed by the National Enquirer--we were not a big fan of Colby Donaldson, one of the remaining contestants on TV's "Survivor." Really, how can you root for someone who not only spurns witchy Jerri's advances, but packed a Texas flag as his one luxury item? Though we are feeling better about the 26-year-old car customizer since learning of his September 1999 bust for public intoxication. Seems Colby went on a bender that left him face down in a San Angelo parking lot. And, of course, he was planted in "a large puddle of his own vomit." (3 pages)

Ms. Wiglesworth remains TSG's favorite Survivor.

Ginger who? Here's some real American ingenuity.