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How Now Busted Cow?

Costumed Ohio woman in udderly insane disorderly conduct arrest

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How Now Busted Cow?

SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood.

Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in these mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed.

Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup. (2 pages)