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The Eyes Have It

Thug, flatulator, and survivor highlight this week's mug shot roundup

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The Eyes Have It

JULY 18--As you peruse the images in this week's mug shot roundup, keep in mind a few facts: 1) The perp pictured here was nailed yesterday for drunk driving (at twice the legal limit). And though glassy, her eyes remain mesmerizing; 2) We're going to assume that the belly tattoos on the arrestee on page #2 refer to the woman's children (though 'Keirstan' might be a reference to the lawless tribal region where Osama bin Laden is believed to be hiding); 3) Speaking of tats, that's Stewie from 'Family Guy' on the throat of the guy on page #4; 4) The women on page #7, who were arrested separately, share a similar fashion style, as it were; 5) As seen on page #13, apparently some California cops have replaced height charts with crappy watercolors in their booking photo backdrops. (17 pages)