Eminem Crying On Sir Elton's Shoulder?

Last June, Eminem filed for divorce in Michigan's Circuit Court. But when the rap star subsequently reconciled with his wife, that case was mothballed. Now Kimberley Mathers has herself filed for divorce, claiming in this lawsuit that "the objects of matrimony have been destroyed" and that she is entitled to a hefty settlement because of her and Em's "joint efforts and creation" of Slim Shady's" international music-media persona and fame." No, we don't think Elton John had a hand in cratering this holy union. (9 pages)

As this Margate, Florida police department report shows, nobody enjoyed a Happy Meal during this February 24 incident at the local McDonald's. (1 page)