Coat Hangers & Conspiracy Theories

Good things come in pairs:

1) For parents now considering where to stash Junior this summer, keep in mind that when he beefs that camp sucks, he's probably trying to tell you something. Witness poor Michael Ruhlman, a Michigan teenager who registered this complaint with the state police over some basketball camp hijinks. Ruhlman has also filed a lawsuit against camp brass and his teen tormentors, whose names were redacted from this report. A fish would have been far less painful. (2 pages)

2) Excuse us, but TSG can't pass up the opportunity to present another kooky FBI memo about JFK's murder.This one, about a supposed Lee Harvey Oswald test drive, joins such classics as the smoking gun memo and the tall tale from a batty Brooklyn babe. (3 pages)