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Cleanup In Aisle Six

Kentucky clod caught on tape abusing helpless athletic shoes

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Cleanup In Aisle Six

DECEMBER 13--Meet Grady Wallace. After the Kentucky knucklehead's recent visit to Covington's Value City, a cleanup in the shoe aisle was necessary. According to the below police report, Wallace was hit with a felony criminal mischief charge for his marking of all those innocent Reeboks and Skechers (the damp and damaged goods were valued at about $1000 by a store manager). We're guessing that the store surveillance tape will soon debut at the Value City staff holiday party. (1 page)