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Belly Of The Beast

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Belly Of The Beast

Any "Cops" fan is familiar with the "crazed perp kicking on the squad car window" scenario. But Michigan's Robert Nitz recently went one better, according to these rather gross Oakland County Sheriff Department reports. Nitz, 37, just pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and vandalism charges and was sent for a 60-day stay at a joint called the Center for Forensic Psychiatry. Sounds like he can use the vacation. (3 pages)

Nice to see Prince has canned that asinine symbol.

T-shirts for the whole family! Well, maybe not the Unabomber model.