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State Of The Union

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State Of The Union

We don't know if Bill Clinton's alleged encounters with intern Monica Lewinsky will force him from office. But if that does occur, the president might want to study this document for style pointers. As for (allegedly) independent counsel Kenneth Starr, we're pleased to see that he treated Lewinsky like a lady. Finally, if you think Clinton has a penis problem, get a load of this guy. (3 pages)

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