While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
The metal band’s backstage rider makes one thing perfectly clear. To wit: “**BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE AT EVERY MEAL AND DURING DAY.”
Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Louisiana business
Do not get caught sans pants and pleasuring yourself inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a Lowe's home improvement store.