Cops: Adult Novelty Shop Burglar Caught In Closet Clinch With Blow-Up Doll

Meet Justin Dale Little Jim.

After allegedly breaking into an adult novelty store early yesterday morning in Woodbridge, Virginia, the 28-year-old U.S. Army captain repaired to a closet where police discovered him “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll, according to investigators.

Little Jim, pictured in the mug shot at right, was busted inside the MVC Late Night adult store after cops responded to a 2:45 AM call. He was charged with burglary, grand larceny, and destruction of property. It is unclear whether the latter count stems from Little Jim allegedly breaking the store’s front window or defiling his vinyl paramour.

Arraigned today on the criminal charges, Little Jim is being held in the Prince William County lockup in lieu of $5000 bond. He is scheduled for trial on August 23.