Today’s Best Police Sketch Features Man With Abnormally Large Tooth, Fondness For Home Invasion

Cops in Anderson County, South Carolina have released this sketch of a man wanted in connection with a home invasion earlier this month.

The artist’s rendering is based on descriptions provided by an elderly woman whose home the man entered at 1 AM on September 11. The intruder demanded money from the victim, who told cops that the perp wore a knitted hat and had teeth in need of a dentist’s attention.

Investigators have asked anyone with information about the suspect to call them at (864) 260-4440.

[And, yes, as some commenters have already pointed out, the wanted man does bear some resemblance to “Mushmouth,” one of Fat Albert’s cronies.]