Woman Dressed In Hot Dog Costume Busted For Toilet Paper Caper

Drunk and angry that a neighbor parked near her yard, Marcia Morgan, 48, covered the offending vehicle with toilet paper, police say.

Oh, did we mention that Morgan was dressed in a “hot dog costume” at the time of the 4 PM incident?

The Florida Woman was busted Monday afternoon and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Cops noted that Morgan (seen at right) was “intoxicated and refused to cooperate with the investigation.”

On Tuesday, Morgan pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor counts and was adjudged guilty of the charges. Morgan was fined $550 (which she can work off via community service at $13 per hour).

Sadly, police and court records offer no explanation for why Morgan was dressed as a hot dog during the toilet paper caper, which took place outside her rented St. Petersburg home.