Sometimes, You Can Never Have Enough Cans Of Fart Spray In Your Purse

Meet Willie Edwards.

The 18-year-old appeared ready to repel all manner of foes when recently arrested for driving an unregistered vehicle.

Before being booked into the Manatee County jail, an incident report notes, the Florida man’s “purse was searched” and yielded two cans of pepper spray and two cans of fart spray.

The incident report does not indicate why Edwards needed all those noxious sprays (or why just one fart spray would not suffice). Pictured above, Edwards, a Bradenton resident, was relieved of his array of sprays, which police “marked for safekeeping.”

Free on $120 bond, Edwards is scheduled for an August 22 court appearance on the misdemeanor charge.