After Brief Reign, Toilet Snake™ Is Replaced By Kitchen Alligator™ As Florida’s King Of The Reptiles

Sorry, Toilet Snake, you have been replaced by Kitchen Alligator.

Police were called early this morning to a Clearwater, Florida residence after the homeowner reported that an 11-foor alligator broke into the condo via a ground-level window.

The 3 AM home invader was subsequently corralled by a trapper (but not before the alligator toppled furniture and broke a bottle of wine). Cops reported that there were no injuries during the incident.

The Clearwater home where the alligator briefly resided is adjacent to the 11th green at the Gary Player-designed Countryside Country Club. The hole includes a large lake from which the alligator may have emerged.