While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
Along with demanding $225,000 per appearance, the former Secretary of State required a chartered Gulfstream 450 jet (or a larger aircraft) and "a presidential suite."
Man shoved the purloined pet into his shorts, Florida police say
Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Cops are looking for the suspect who fled a Petland after stashing a $650 weasel in his shorts.