Christ, what a load this Luciano Pavarotti is! Why do we think he'd make an exception to that "no distinct smells" edict if the offending odor was emanating from a heaping plate of prosciutto and mozzarella? As for his other backstage and hotel demands, TSG has flagged a few of our favorites. Here's hoping that Luciano's remaining tours are filled with sturdy bed boards and soft toilet paper. (5 pages)

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