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LL Cool J

LL Cool J

Like Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman, LL Cool J sure likes that Salisbury steak. Nestled between Friday's catch of the day and Sunday's soul food feast lies Chef's "South Park" specialty.

But we have to wonder what sort of joints LL is playing these days, considering that "NO ANIMALS ALLOWED (dogs, cats, etc.)" prohibition. Sure, we can understand banning those annoying canines and felines, but what other scary beast could fall into the "etc." category? (4 pages)

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