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Guns N' Roses

Guns N' Roses

Guns N' Roses was a complicated band with simple needs. For Axl, it was Wonder Bread and Dom Perignon. For his bandmates, guacamole, cigarettes, and some porn did the trick. (2 pages)

Guns N' Roses Rider

Random Demands

Two (2) Cans Of Pringles

The members of Kiss enjoy their potato chips in a consistently saddle-shaped form. View the Rider »
March 5, 2015
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Brazen Bagpipe Burglar Being Sought By Cops
Instrument was stolen from car during daylight aerophone heist

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