BACKSTAGE RIDER: Hall of Fame

Beach Boys

Beach Boys

Here's a Beach Boys bonanza, culled from three different tour riders. From sell-out clauses to sending thanks on behalf of the planet, this wack pack needs everything from alfalfa sprouts and chewing tobacco to Bic lighters ("NOT GREEN") and Betty Crocker popcorn. But don't think of these dinosaurs as an "OLDIES" act, just a bunch of musicians who understand that the single most important amenity remains "WORKING TOILETS!!!!!" (6 pages)

Beach Boys Rider

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Boiled Eggs

Rihanna enjoys eating boiled eggs backstage. She just got a little less hot.

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March 22, 2019
DOCUMENT: Florida, Stupid

Egg Roll Rage Lands Florida Man Behind Bars
Cops: Defendant, 46, shoved girlfriend over Chinese grub

  1. DOCUMENT: Man Arrested For The Perfect Florida Crime

  2. BUSTER: Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat, Cops Report

  3. DOCUMENT: Egg Roll Rage Lands Florida Man Behind Bars

  4. DOCUMENT: Florida Man's Family Values Appear Shaky

  5. DOCUMENT: Cops: Drunk Driver Wore Novelty Undies