BACKSTAGE RIDER: Hall of Fame

Beach Boys

Beach Boys

Here's a Beach Boys bonanza, culled from three different tour riders. From sell-out clauses to sending thanks on behalf of the planet, this wack pack needs everything from alfalfa sprouts and chewing tobacco to Bic lighters ("NOT GREEN") and Betty Crocker popcorn. But don't think of these dinosaurs as an "OLDIES" act, just a bunch of musicians who understand that the single most important amenity remains "WORKING TOILETS!!!!!" (6 pages)

Beach Boys Rider

Random Demands

$25,000 In Cash

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