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"Weird Al" Yankovic

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"Weird Al" Yankovic

It is the responsibility of some unlucky promoter to procure two female dancers willing to get up on stage and gyrate with "Weird Al" Yankovic.

And we have to wonder what Dasani water ever did to piss off the man who rocked the world with hits like "Eat It" and "Amish Paradise." As far as we can tell there's nothing in those bottles that would interfere with Yankovic's "strict vegan" lifestyle. (8 pages)

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Google "no Dasani" and see for yourself - no shortage of reasons to eschew it from your rider (glorified tap water and a bromate scare to boot). Weird Al seems to be sensitive to ads as well ("no signage" on stage, "please, no advertising" on cups).

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