BACKSTAGE RIDER: Cutout Bin

Kenny G

Kenny G

The neatness, precision, and sterility of this contract rider perfectly reflect the artist for whom it was drafted. And why are we not surprised that the G-man requires a private lavatory? But we did raise an eyebrow at that request for a hasp and padlock assembly. Who knew there were so many Kenny G stalkers out there? (4 pages)

Kenny G Rider

Random Demands

$25,000 In Cash

At each concert, Aretha Franklin requires walking-around money from promoters.

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September 18, 2018
DOCUMENT: Revolting, Crime

Police: Man Rubbed Produce On His Butt
Virginia supermarket forced to destroy pallets worth of product

  1. DOCUMENT: Cops: Father Drove Teens To Park For Sex

  2. DOCUMENT: Police: Man Rubbed Produce On His Butt

  3. DOCUMENT: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter

  4. BUSTER: Casdorph The Destroyer Back In Jail, Accused Of Huffing, Striking Mother With Spatula

  5. DOCUMENT: Auto Eroticism, Literally