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Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer

First, whoever drafted Jerry Springer's rider should be hit with a chair for referring to the guy as "Artist."

And as for the distinctive smell wafting from the talk show host's onstage smoke machines, if we wanted to leave a gig reeking of booze, we'd take in an Amy Grant show.

Finally, who knew that Springer's dietary restrictions mirrored those of fellow playa Busta Rhymes? (2 pages)

Jerry Springer Rider

Random Demands

Cave-Aged Gruyere Cheese

Singer/activist M.I.A. enjoys cheese carefully aged in warm, humid subterranean vaults.

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March 18, 2019
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