David Spade

Comedian David Spade requires "Original Triscuit Crackers," appropriate condiments, raisins, and a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his dressing room prior to a gig. The comedian also makes promoters procure one Nerf football (the miniature ball is more proportional to the diminutive performer than an official NFL model). Oh, and when he flies in for a show, the star needs a chauffeur-driven limousine and has to be "met at airport gate with a sign that says 'Spade.'" (2 pages)