BACKSTAGE RIDER: Arena Rock

Phish

Phish

According to the "Phish Security Procedures Manual," the group's followers are a "peaceful, intelligent group" who don't like to be bullied and, while it might sound crazy to some--also like to "dance and twirl." But we're puzzled about all those late-arriving fans: What's there to do in the parking lot before a concert? (3 pages)

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No, guitarist John Mayer does not use the super adhesive to bind groupies together.

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January 16, 2019
DOCUMENT: Fail, Crime

Wannabe Martyr Busted For White House Plot
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