While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
The superstar requires "1 Bag frozen Edemame (it's soy beans...in frozen vegetable section)." She could also use a dictionary to thwart future misspellings of the snack.
Cops: Man, 66, caught pleasuring himself at Louisiana business
Do not get caught sans pants and pleasuring yourself inside a small storage shed. Especially if it is on the premises of a Lowe's home improvement store.