While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
The superstar requires "1 Bag frozen Edemame (it's soy beans...in frozen vegetable section)." She could also use a dictionary to thwart future misspellings of the snack.
Man shoved the purloined pet into his shorts, Florida police say
Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Cops are looking for the suspect who fled a Petland after stashing a $650 weasel in his shorts.