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Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs

Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman

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Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs

MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen.

Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images. But her plan backfired when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.

Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case).

According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen replied, "The one with the dog."

Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle.

After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober." (3 pages)

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pretty stupid of me. It sure is a good thing God fogives. Oh and this coming august i will have 2 and a half years sober. God Loves too :)
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Dit is deel twee van de herrie in de horeca rond pachtbaas Theo Jansen, zijn advocaat Ron van Dalen en een wilde horde Eindhovense ondernemers. De groep zegt benadeeld te zijn door het duo Jansen en Van Dalen en zij werken actief aan hun digitale schandpaal door middel van meerdere websites over fraude, stalking en bedreiging.Boskamp en Willems advocaten Boskamp en Willems advocatenBoskamp en Willems advocaten Naar aanleiding van het eerste deel van dit tweeluik ontving Quote een e-mail van Jansens vroegere zakenpartner en directeur van hun toenmalige holding. Over het weerwoord van de advocaat is deze anonieme bron weer erg genuanceerd: ‘Hij zwamt uit zijn nek,’ maar ook zijn vroegere zakenpartner krijgt weinig lof toegezwaaid.
Michelle Owen, innocent victim of rape by a dog’s tongue. Now being raped by and a victim of an impartial Justice system which, if she is convicted of the trumped-up felony charges, will keep her from realizing her childhood dream of becoming a psychiatric brain surgeon and the first woman Chief Justice of the Supreme Court who refused to perjure her way to the top like Clarence Thomas did!
Mar 18, 2009 … Indiana Michelle Owen, an intelligent, pretty and youthful 24-year-old, who once had her whole life ahead of her, is now languishing away in a jail cell facing two counts of felony bestiality charges after being horribly assaulted by the tongue of a beagle by the name of Toby. The police are alleging that the vivacious Michelle enjoyed the sexual advance the dog made on her when he briefly gave her vulva a lick after some peanut butter had fallen by accident onto the nubile young woman’s attractive vagina.
Without being advised of her Bill Clinton Rights that she could go on national television and say she never had sex with that dog Toby; the police are now claiming, after repeatedly viewing the video the dog made the terrified woman make of the incident, that they do not believe she was in sufficient enough terror to have passed out without being able to whimper or at least moan for help to anyone besides her ex boy friend who was also present when she was attacked and telling his best friend, Toby the dog, to “Go for it, boy!”
Nor was the young woman advised that if, when sober, she is a dumb enough blond to know what the meaning of “is” is she could have easily said at any time that she hated every horrible moment of the dog licking the peanut butter from between her legs. Legal experts are now wondering if she could have also used the Legal Claws of the O.J. Simpson case by going on a low-speed chase in a Land Rover except for the fact that no one tries to run from the law in a Land Rover anymore due to the cost of gasoline. Therefore a D.A. is arguing she was always free to go offer a kiss to all of the officers’ asses in the precinct for giving her 15 minutes of fame regardless of how much she didn’t want to get it with this amount of embarrassment.
Michelle now has a publicist and an ad campaign manager as well as a book and a movie in the making about her life and experiences with Toby. But her lawyer, who managed to have the death penalty taken off of the table for her alleged crime, said he was not at liberty to discuss whether or not Nancy Grace had contacted Ms. Owen for an interview to ask her what it was like to have her *** licked by a dog. However the lawyer did state that because the video, which the dog had made of his crime and then posted on the Internet, was not a close up it will be argued in Court that the State’s assertion that the Sophist Doctrine of Law does not apply which would indicate the evidence obtained is bad fruit and simply a case of sour grapes by the D.A.
For the defence contends that there was no clear and actual physical contact between the dog’s mouth and Ms. Owen’s vaginal secretions which the State is claiming attacked the animal’s tongue. This is because it can clearly be seen in the video that there is a molecular thin layer of peanut butter between the defendant’s bikini line and that of her attackers snout which would at least indicate there was no clear and present danger to society as a whole. That would raise serious questions about the State’s ability to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt even though the young Rogues Scholar was clearly under the influence of a rape drug like Canineabis which would have left her powerless to resist any animal’s advances and despite having already been convicted, to the relief of her accusers, in the Court of public opinion.
When former President George W. Bush was asked if he would like to make a comment on the story and facts about the case that he is singularly responsible for more death, suffering and human agony than all of the serial killers in the world he smiled and then answered, “Isn’t it great to live in a free country where justice like that prevails and will stand the test of time?” Below are the police reports which Beastiality Free Love obtained from an undercover wolf and whistle-blower who has now been put on suspension from the K9 Core and threatened with being put to sleep for revealing facts to the public that were classified as Top Secret under the Freedom of Information Act that has been declared null and void by the Patriot Act due to National Security issues regarding the peaceful manufacture of weapons of mass destruction no one is allowed to discuss.
I do not know if I`d l--k that!
Woof woof.