While a judge has barred Angela Velasquez Taborda from returning to the retailer, the Florida Woman is not prohibited from further contact with any mythical personifications of evil.
While touring, the former vice president stipulated that every television in his hotel suite be preset to the Fox News Channel. Unless, of course, “Gossip Girl” happened to be on.
Man shoved the purloined pet into his shorts, Florida police say
Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Cops are looking for the suspect who fled a Petland after stashing a $650 weasel in his shorts.